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		<title>Welcome to Secret Hippie!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2025 13:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Sure, SecretHippie sounds cryptic, but we’re not really about crystals or tie-dye. Here, the only vibe we really care about is the unstoppable chaos of dumb memes and the random internet crap that keep us from existential dread. Since nothing matters too much with the singularity right around the corner, we’re all just biding our [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p class="has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color has-large-font-size wp-elements-7c30482cf5677b4987029a6beb3d4c5f wp-block-paragraph" style="font-style:normal;font-weight:500"><strong>Since nothing matters too much with the singularity right around the corner, we’re all just biding our time with custom memes we conjure up after too much coffee, plus weird and wonderful gems plucked from the far reaches of the web. Will any of it matter when humanity levels up to cosmic super-intelligence? Probably not, but let&#8217;s remember the good old times when the internet was actually fun.</strong></p>



<p class="has-primary-color has-text-color has-link-color has-large-font-size wp-elements-52bcdbf60a88fe4962dcfadb2e9e1803 wp-block-paragraph" style="font-style:normal;font-weight:500"><strong>So come hang with us, read our lame stuff, and forget for a moment that advanced AI will swoop in any day now to reorder civilization. As long as your memes load, you’re still doing fine :/ Let’s all toast to random internet junk and a future where we’ll hopefully get to laugh at ourselves from the safety of our robot overlords’ protective bubble.</strong></p>



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		<title>MySQL vs. phpMyAdmin</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 19:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Are you considering buying an mp3 player?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2020 13:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Blippi: If Weird Al wasn&#8217;t funny</title>
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		<title>Uggh</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[radam]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2018 13:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>All this technology is making us antisocial</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[radam]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Cheers Carl Sagan!</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[radam]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2014 18:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Acrobats perform for the old pope &#8211; beware: super sexy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 17:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Whatta Voice</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[radam]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 16:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
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